"Buy The Game, I Have a Gun" -Sheesh-Man

This game for some reason caught my attention in the shop and boy did I feel like I got scammed. First of all not a single gun in the game. I was 15min into this "game" when I couldn't take it seriously anymore. 80% of the game I couldn't understand a single word that was said. I think I lost all of my IQ (Which is why I think I finished it.) If there's one thing I learned from this experience is if whoever is reading this wants to make a game and has doubts that they can make a game I will buy it because it'll be better than this one I promise you.

This guy's been making these kind of games for a while. You'd know if you tried Totally Normal Journey or the Dead Grandmother game. It was a morbid curiosity, if anything, for me to peek into these slop mines (plus, well, 1000G in easy fashion isn't something I complain about). But, morbid curiosity can only take me so far. Everything about what this guy makes is so grating to the brain, and completing it has only become longer and worse (seriously, four full playthroughs for everything). I could forgive it if it were actually funny or had any slight sliver of redeemable quality, but this just doesn't. But, who am I to judge how you lot spend $10? I got this freely off a buy one get one deal. You see the title. If you're familiar, you know the gig. If you like (mostly) free gamerscore, have at it. It'll only cost you a slice of soul and dignity. Personally, I'm out. There are far too many meaningful experiences out there to be played - I just can't be bothered wasting the time.

Worst $10 i ever spent. Made me actually have a seizure.

Idk what these people are talking about

I cant even understand them.