Crypt of the Serpent King

This game will make you forget that you left your kids at the liquor store

My husband left cause "all you do is play that stupid dungeon game and drink beer" god forbid a woman has a hobby.

There once was a land so lush and rare, From it a man named brolüg did fare He ruled from the clouds, the world at his feet, Until one day a serpent he did eat He went to his quarters, brushing off servants of worry, His hair was falling off, scales growing o' gory Brolüg at first fought but soon he would yield The old king no-more, before the serpent king now, All have kneeled

Yes.

Upon playing this game, you will find your life is split in two halves: a time before playing Crypt of the Serpent King, and a time after. Let me tell you- my life before playing this game was pointless, always wasting every day in aimless pursuit of happiness. But then I found it. Right here, on this XBox store page. And after a few clicks and my credit card information, i found God in that crypt. Will you answer the call or will you continue to waste your life as I did? The choice is yours.