This is a charming faux board game where you answer a myriad of questions pertaining to various stages within the romance life of your decidedly straight male avatar who lived to be 95. The answer to each of these questions affects your overall score on each of the four game boards and has some bearing on whether the games outcome ers on the side of the angelic or demonic (ie: was your conscience good or bad throughout your romance life). Along the way you'll unlock some art pieces and rack up achievements. The questions go from simply innocuous to the mildly risque. Expect references of things like a draw-full of marital aids and what to do without access to online adult sites. The overall appearance of the game is endearingly 8 bit. The relaxing soundtrack is 16 bit midi and sounds quite good. You can expect to spend around 1.5-2 hours for a single play through and there are multiple language options.
RPB Myriad
★★★★★5/5Xbox
This game cured my fatal disease!
So there I was, rustling my jimmies. After all, there wasn't much else I could do. I'd been diagnosed with chronic idiopathic pelvic ligma. Most days I'd diddle myself just to remind myself that I was alive. However, my sorrowful stupor was brought to an end when my uncle introduced me to Love Kuesuto. Once I started playing Love Kuesuto, I immediately felt my body changing. Not only was I becoming wiser, and stronger, but my condition was quickly evaporating. And now, not only have I been cured of my chronic idiopathic pelvic ligma, but I've transcended to a higher plane of being. This game even cured my depression. My friends all praise me, and my ex even came back to me and kissed my feet like I always wanted. My life has been changed for the better, and nothing will ever be the same. Thank you, Love Kuesuto, from me and my little sausage.
