Ninja Pizza Girl

As you jump slide roll dive kick and run through 20 plus levels you will be on the recieving end of a very gentle learning curve and enemy ai that makes you wish for an escort mission instead. there is not auto failure for falling or tripping but between the harrassing/bullying ai and the ever ticking clock you will feel like your on a twitch based arcade game as you redo the later levels over and over. The villian is megacorp, their minions the megacorp ninjas harrass you in greater and greater numbers as the levels advance the very last levels make you feel like your on the wrong end of a bullying simulation. the story is a cheap comic that is barely anything more than filler to break up the missions. all in all you can do worse the gameplay is tight and challenging if not more than a little frustrating. Pick it up if your looking for a challenging platformer but i doubt you`ll have the urge to play it through more than once.

The thing about Ninja Pizza Girl is that if you've been bullied, this game is gonna bring all those awesome memories back. I'm 36 & its been a long time since school but to this day I struggle with feelings of self worth. Been lifting weights since the beginning of senior year & still have feelings of such powerlessness. The creators didnt want a game where violence solves everything. Yet again I felt powerless with no way to fight back-not like I wanted to. Dont get me wrong, I stand by their choice but man, the anger flowed freely-especially towards the end. What they said about Gemma's brother... Anyway, the game says a lot about respect for ppl & being kind & considerate. I deliver for a living (not pizza) & have ppl answer the door shirtless, in their bathrobe-one guy was completely naked-so I could relate to Gemma. Its a simple game that really says a lot about how everyone should be treated with respect & dignity & what hateful ppl say about you doesnt determine who you are.

Easy achievements and a cool ending

good

good one