Purple Chicken Spaceman

This is a MS Paint garbage fire of a game.

Gamers, get ready to clasp your hands, because this story is going to send your immagination to heaven permanently. Who would’ve thought about the purple chicken unless a dev make it? That’s precisely what this dev make—a purple chicken that was spaceman to the bone, and nothing but! The dev (no name) give it all the right stuff a purple chicken require to be make: the color (purple), the shape (chicken), the place (space!). Gamer, did you honestly not believe purple chicken spaceman could be done? Well, it looks like this dev make a game out of purple chicken...and fool out of you!

Not a quality shmup, hate to critique too hard as it may have been made by a child in coding class.

Might be the worst game i've ever played. Not worth the sale price. Cons - annoying music, unfair even for a bullet hell shmup, just not fun in any way. Pros - you can turn music off. That's it.

Unfair and unfun. Player is huge, enemies are huge, random, and annoying, their bullets are huge too, and they fire way too often. Bosses have no tells for their attacks and their patterns are ridiculous. The powerups cycle too fast, fade too fast, and the one that reverses your control is infuriating. End result is not a test of skill, only patience, as you replay the 1st level to stockpile powerups and brute force your way through the rest. No "that was lucky" moments to drive you, just frustration and boredom. At least you can turn the music off.