The art is nice so the screenshots look good but dont fall for it, nothing is interactive, story is terrible and what is here is hardly a game. Even the name is a lie
Trash Rando
★1/5Xbox
Game publisher = Real mafia
I write this review with fears that I may end up getting my knees broken or worse, sleepin with the fishes. This game is so bad, it has to be intentional. Is it an elaborate money laundering scheme? The question came to mind as I played this. The gameplay is so bad. First part is walking simulator followed by a horrible bartending mini game. They should have just copied rootbeer tapper and it may have salvaged this game but no, they went full garbo and added the worst beat em up segment I have ever played. You just walk straight down a bland street punching a bunch of clones or shoting unarmed gangster clones in the face. I put my life on the line to write this review. Also 5/5 if you're a remorseless achievement junkie because they're easy but i'd recommend not playing for gamerscore and playing actual good games. Unlike video games, you only get the one life.
Whitedragon6702
★★2/5Xbox
Not as cool as i thought it was
Where to begin? The long walks as apostman were kinda boring, even only doing it a few times. The spelling is great but the phrasing and the way the characters speak is so weird and i actually sorta just cringed when i spoke. The transitions were awful, i bounced from fighting to the bar to talking so many times their wasnt time to adjust. Speaking of the bar, it was so bad that ive just quit on day 4, its so boring. Only 3 different drinks and its just move your cursor over the character and press A, with occaisionally buying drinks in the shop tab. The fighting is also kinda bad, A to punch and B to uppercut. No option to buy weapons or rebid controls. When you spam A to punch and win the fight, it immediately jumps to dialogue and it skipped some of the story. Sorry, but i dont even wanna finish the game :\
Paladin Ecko
★★★3/5Xbox
Short but fun
This game is definitely on the short side, but the story and Franks progression were fun to play along with. If you want to kill some time give it a shot.
