John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness

I couldn't understand a word these people are saying. Least he could do is **** himself here and there time to time. At least that would be worth the 5 bucks.

really wanted to like this game hence why i paid 4 it. But it was just a low budget youtube skit with lil to no interaction. I couldnt even get invested in the story cause i couldnt here or understand what they were saying(subtitles wouldve been nice). Idk i wish i could get money back

I think a game needs gameplay. I could probably make this on scratch

There have been so many meaningful games coming out these last few years. Please. Spare yourself of the rot. You don't need to debase yourself with the work of thick-accented YTP-quality writers. Save yourself the trouble. Go play Red Dead 2, or Expedition 33. You owe yourself the right to play something good. In time, may we only hope the sea of slop washes itself away.

To start off with the perspicuous; the writing is phenomenal. I certainly did not expect the writing to rival Forspoken or Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker, but I was pleasantly surprised! Waging war against bees? How does one even convince of such an enthralling concept? The graphics are pulchritudinous! I could have sworn that I was looking at a video recording of the real world, but no; the developers are just that good. Don't even get me started on the gameplay! I will no longer be purchasing Resident Evil IX, as I have infinite replayability with Mr. Fart. Lately, I tend to be parsimonious in regard to my spending, however I shall gladly purchase any games which may follow this. Anyways, my wife's boyfriend, Raequan, is sending me to sleep on the dog bed in the corner of our master bedroom. I do hope that the reader has found this review to be conducive.