Leisure Suit Larry - Wet Dreams Don't Dry

Controls are lame. Story line is awful. Someone needs to get fired in that developer room. You practically just sold us a good name with an extremely poor concept. Magna *** laude is extremely better than this. A redo should be issued for free. Other new games have also surpassed the dare for sexual content. Please do better in the future.

The OG Leisure Suit Larry was this "Taboo" PC series (That was the PB Magazine of Mature themed games) Larry Flynt said it best when it comes to PB "Playboy mocks you" Larry does the absolute same thing! I'm all for more Mature/Adult themed content but "Wet dreams Don't dry" does nothing to actually push censorship/ bad taste it takes the concept and plays it way too safe! Its just this point & click title thats paint by numbers.... Box Office or Bust (2009) is far from perfect but, it actually tried to be different and it's written much better then this (This IP can only work if you evolve be more sleazy/adult) The gaming industry is so hypocritical Ultra Violence gets a pass but, ***/nudity/adult content is a dirty thing to bring into games! (Read the MS user agreement this service is aimed at Adults)

Such a easy game nice little story

Look at end for $$ worth thought. Solid piece it together Larry game. Similar bad jokes, penises everywhere style. If you are like me and a Larry OG, do NOT expect this to be what it was on the OG X/360 because in this PC world we will never have that. Honestly, I've seen more *** and tits from God of War in the two cut scenses they have. BUT, it gets 4 stars because if you take the time to start working the puzzles, you'll find yourself looking at the clock 4hrs later questioning sleep. Definately not worth $40.

And yet there are still game breaking bugs. I honestly hate when people buy IPs. And the only reason why they bought it is just to get paid. This game is soulless. Get the other games on PC the old ones stay away from the new ones. Their garbage and PG.